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Re Branding

One good thing about the lockdown is that you get to spend more time with the family. It warmed my soul when I heard my wife say "It's great to spend more time with you." My heart sank when I realised that she was talking to the dog.

Mental Decline

I managed to keep my two meters apart. That had me screwed for a while, I can tell you.

The shutdown has also resulted in a massive decline in general mental strength. A lot of people simply don't know what day it is! In case you lost track today is March 97th. The time is... Hang on a minute. I do know what the time is. I wrote it down somewhere earlier.

Sports and Leisure

The shutdown has seriously affected sports clubs and gymns. Some sports centre employees can not handle the fact that they have been laid off and continue to work unpaid at home.

Have you heard this shutdown joke? " A man walked into a bar" - Lucky bastard!

Hair dressers salons may never recover from the shutdown as so many Brits discover how easy it is to cut their own hair.

Great Achievements of the Plandemic

Looking Forward

Here are a few tips to keep you safe in the future:

To see whether you have the virus. Try opening one of these Chinese fortune cookies, pre-loaded with a corona virus test.
If masks are good for you, try wearing two or three masks.
Donald Trump's does not want you to drink household "bleach". He was talking about hydroxychloroquine with zinc. It's a good cure but not to be used as a preventative measure. The best preventative measure is to look after your general health and keep up good levels or key vitamins and nutrients.
Some so called anti virus software does not work

Social Visits

You may visit your friends if you check with them first, but stay in the car.

When this is over, the first person to buy fish and chips will get attacked by a flock of starving seagulls!

Social Changes

Expect a lot of social changes. Not just tyranny and communism but many other social changes will transpire

The quarantine has strained so many marriages, but for some of us it has enhanced our relationships. I'm lucky to have a caring wife. Only last night I woke up while she was holding a pillow tightly over my face. She was protecting me from Covid.

Now is not the time to surround yourself with positive people

I ran out of toilet paper and had to use old news papers. The times are rough.

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